Plot
Team Hexic learns Molly is the master hypnotist Molly Moon, and XANA attempts to take it from her.
(Team Hexic goes through a storm.)
M-O: Help!
Gumball: Oh No! M-O fell out and he isn't wearing his jetpack!
M-O: HELP!! HELP!!!!
Nicole: Don't go away, we're coming back for you!
EJ: I got you!
M-O: Thank you. I thought I'd dismantle!
Nicole: Well, at least you're alive!
EJ: That reminds me. Molly has something to tell TODAY.
Time card: Many Months Later
Molly: Guys, I have something to say. My full name is Molly Moon.
EJ: Hoo---
(loud blast of music)
Darwin: O.K., new theory. Maybe you should play so quietly, no one can hear you.
EJ: Sorry, it's that every time the name "Molly Moon" is said, there's this song stuck in my head and I'm reminded of it.
(EJ shows Hatsune Miku singing "World is Mine")
EJ: It's easier than explaining. Where's your brown hair and potato nose?
Molly: It disappeared due to my mutation.
Nicole: I have a mission for EJ, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, Darwin and Anais.
Patrick: This place is deserted.
All: What the?!
XANA: Well, you've uncovered Molly's great secret. Tell me now!
Darwin: Never!!!
XANA: Fine. Here's your cell!
Patrick: Trapped!
Anais: Like sardines in a tincan.
EJ: You mean a STEEL can.
Darwin: What can we do?
Spongebob: I don't know. Sorry. Ouch!
Oona: Hi.
Nonny: We heard you got captured and came to help you.
XANA: Stop! Unh! Who put the steel door in my way? Oh, forgot!!! Hahaha. I did. I'm through being nice! Now I'm tough!
Deema: Haaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Anais: What?
EJ: Nothing, she's just buffing.
XANA: There you are!
Goby: Bob, use your ray gun.
Spongebob: Geez. I forgot I had my crabby patty grease pistol with me.
XANA: Oh no! Crabby patty grease! WHOA!!! So they greased me! Alright, this calls for drastic measures!
Patrick: I have a trapdoor for Molly's secret.
EJ: Gil, promise me you won't record Molly confessing she's Molly Moon.
Gil: I promise.
XANA: O.K., you bums, time for the second course: Malicious Molemen!
EJ: XANA sent reinforcements. Spongebob, karate chop them when they pick you up. Whoops.
Moleman: Aww, nothing but a harmless little brick.
Spongebob: Hiya!!!
XANA: They made a monkey out of me. Now for Monkevil, Secilia and Anissa.
Patrick: Monkevil, Secilia and Anissa are targeting us!
(Anissa, Secilia and Monkevil come out but cuts to Monkevil.)
Monkevil: Poopy Doopy.
Molly: I can call Nicole, Richard and Granny Jojo here.
(Molly puts her hands on her brain.)
EJ: Maybe I can be out of this park.
(EJ carries a bat and hits the girls with it.)
XANA: Now I'm mad! I'm going up there and doing my own dirty work.
Darwin: It's XANA!!!!
Molly: Help is on the way!
XANA: Got you now! No! No! Raymen! Yow! Ow! Ouch! Oh! I give up! I GIVE UP!! I... GIVE... UP!!!
EJ: Molly, I don't care if you're a leading life. I love you just the way you are. There's one thing I don't understand. How did you learn telekinesis?
Molly: EJ, every psychic knows how to do that. I am Molly Moon. Um, you're not going to speak of this to Miss Jenny, are you?
EJ: No. If Gil lied to me, I'm going to smash the window and chase him.... Gil? What are you doing?
Gil: I'm recording when you told me not to. This is known as a doublecross.
EJ: What do you have to say due to the fact that I just said what I'd do?
Gil: Not much but AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
EJ: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
(Everyone laughs at Gil's expense.)
Molly: Boy, there's one thing wrong with being a doublecrosser.
Spongebob: Yeah. Doublecrossers always get crossed up in the end.
(Everyone laughs again.)
Trivia
Hatsune Miku's song became Bejeweled Twist and Zexal's ending credits song.
Spongebob saying his quote at the end became a Internet and Ethernet meme.